Empirical statement

(Isn’t it strange that this is how some young people speak nowadays? I was speaking with a lady not long ago, a face to face conversation like humans used to interact in the stone age, and I said something to which she said, “Lol”, to mean she was laughing, or rather she decided to abbreviate…

HOW TO BE A NORMAL CAMPUS GUY

I have decided to become normal. That’s why i have started noticing that all the girls in my school smell of Olive oil. It’s either their Hair or their necks. I’ve been close to both their hair and the necks,given my height, and so i’m sure about this fact. Ladies don’t be excited, note that…

LIFE AS A FIRST YEAR

NB: This article was originally written in 2017. The sight of a Musi c band arriving from the airport, or a Sports team arriving in the country after a hard match outside the country is ever the same. They walk in with Nonchalant grace, well dressed in their fresh gears as they meet up with…

The girl I left- the end.

There are no verses in all the motivational books that inspires a man more like “close the door first”, “let me unzip it for you”, “My parents are away in eldoret”. At the end, what happened is that if her body was a braille, then I had read all the chapters in a single day….

The girl I left- part 1

There are girls you meet along your life that impact you in many ways. Some change you, some break you…and your virginity. Some leave you broke, and some actually leave you with curiosity. I am the one who was left curious. She was my first ‘girlfriend’ after a grueling four years in high school. In…

Road to Mombasa

If you have a chin full of beard. You are favored by God. If your friends are not in Snapchat. You are somehow favored. The true indication that your are mostly favored is by getting a bus seat next to someone pleasant. When I count my blessings I count this too. I started county-trotting when…

VIRGIN AT TWENTY

Have you ever wondered where flies come from after you finish dumping dung in a Bush. You are just there peacefully excreting when you start hearing buzzing all around and you wonder who called them. Maybe they were there all the time just waiting for you. This discovery frightened me, that’s why nowadays i walk…

RIDING ROSIE

I ride her everyday. She has been my companion for the last three years now. We’ve been through good times and best times. When I fell down she was there. When I got bruised, she got bruised even more but she never left. On my part, I treat her like a queen. I ensure she’s…

PWANI UNIVERSITY LIBRARY TALES.

It is brown skin and tall. It is considered the slaughterhouse during exams. It is a haven of tranquility for the readers and book worms. It is a heaven of Wi-Fi for the browsers. It is a sanctuary for the friendless. It is the campus CBD, where majority of activities take place. It is far…